Let’s face it, men across the globe, are hopelessly, hilariously, and historically committed to spending absurd amounts of money trying to see, touch, or vaguely interact with sex. Whether it’s through in-person escapades, premium subscriptions to people named “CandyHearts69,” or an emotional relationship with a chatbot named “Mia the Naughty Elf,” men have collectively built a sexual spending empire that could probably fund world peace, colonize Mars, and still leave room for snacks.

Sex Work Is Work… and Business Is Booming
According to a 2023 report by Statista, the global commercial sex industry (we’re talking in-person, real-world sex work here) rakes in over $180 billion USD annually. That’s “billion” with a “B,” as in “Bonkers.” To put that in perspective, that’s more than the GDP of Hungary. That’s more than people spend on coffee. More than on Netflix. More than on avocado toast. Basically, if sex work were a country, it’d be hosting the Olympics by now.

Of that amount, it’s estimated that 90–95% of clients are male, making men the financial backbone of the world’s oldest profession. In other words, if the sex economy were a chair, men would be all four legs, the cushion, and probably the wobbly bit under the seat nobody can tighten.

Porn – The Only Subscription Men Never Cancel
Now, onto the virtual wonderland that is online porn. This is where the numbers get truly pants-down ridiculous.

According to a 2022 report from the University of Nevada, the online pornography industry brings in about $15 billion USD per year. That includes everything from subscriptions to OnlyFans, cam sites, custom videos, and, yes, that one guy still buying DVDs in 2025.

OnlyFans alone had 190 million users as of 2023 and paid out over $5 billion to creators in a single year. The majority of subscribers? You guessed it – men. The platform is less “OnlyFans” and more “OnlyDudes-Willing-To-Pay-$12.95-a-Month-To-Be-Called-Baby.”

Cam sites like Chaturbate and Stripchat bring in hundreds of millions annually, where men tip tokens for things like “wiggle,” “bounce,” “moan,” or the sacred “ask-me-about-my-feet” tier. For some reason, knowing it’s live makes it feel more “authentic,” like artisan cheese or handcrafted bread, but much sweatier.

Let’s Not Forget the Analog Guys
There’s a whole other demographic of men still spending money in more traditional ways: strip clubs, bachelor party dancers, and sketchy motel rooms with plastic plants and a mirror on the ceiling. While harder to quantify, strip clubs in the U.S. alone generate over $6 billion a year (IBISWorld, 2023). That’s just men throwing cash into the air to temporarily feel like a 2003 rap video.

Don’t get us started on massage parlors with “happy endings,” where the happiness is subjective and the endings are suspiciously pricey.

A Global Brotherhood of Bonkonomics
Let’s break it down globally, shall we?
• Japan: Home of the “soapland” and cosplay cafes, Japanese men drop $24 billion USD a year on the adult entertainment industry (Deloitte Japan, 2022).
• Germany: Legal sex work contributes $20 billion USD annually, making it both efficient and very, very naked.
• United States: Between porn, sex work (legal and not-so-much), and clubs, American men alone contribute $35–50 billion to the sex economy.
• United Kingdom: British men spend about £5 billion (≈$6.3 billion USD) annually, presumably while apologizing and calling everyone “love.”

Everywhere, men are paying for sex in some form like it’s a gym membership: full of guilt, poorly hidden, and rarely used to its full potential.

What Could That Money Buy?
So, what could men have done instead?
• Bought every citizen on Earth a decent sandwich.
• Rebuilt Notre Dame in solid gold.
• Cloned David Beckham 48,000 times.
• Paid off the student debt of every art history major in North America – twice.

But no. We have chosen nipples over Nobel Prizes. We live in a world where men will argue over who pays for dinner, then quietly drop $300 a month on a cam girl who once said “hi” with a winky face.

A Round of Applause (and Possibly Penicillin)
Let’s not judge too harshly. After all, sex, paid or not, is part of being human. Yet the sheer economic scale of men’s pursuit of orgasms is an impressive, bewildering testament to male dedication, desire, and sheer… enthusiasm. Whether through a screen or in person, whether it’s emotional support from an AI waifu or a dancer named Sapphire who knows how to make eye contact feel like a confessional, men will continue to spend.

Because in the end, some things are eternal: death, taxes, and a man handing over his credit card to see some booty.

Sources
• Statista, “Size of the global commercial sex industry,” 2023.
• University of Nevada, “Pornography Industry Report,” 2022.
• IBISWorld, “Strip Clubs in the US – Market Size 2023.”
• Deloitte Japan, “Adult Industry Revenue Report,” 2022.
• The Independent (UK), “Britons Spend £5 Billion a Year on Adult Services,” 2023.