Elbows Up, Canada! 

Ah, Canada. The land of politeness, poutine, and apparently perfectly timed political drama. If you’ve been paying attention over the last month, you know it’s been a real doozy for us Canucks. First, Mark Carney, the economist-turned-political-messiah, officially stepped onto the national stage. Then, Mother Nature decided to remind us who’s boss with a wild mix of warm spells, deep freezes, and sudden dumps of snow. And finally, as if the week wasn’t Canadian enough, we got a new rallying cry: Elbows Up!

Mark Carney’s entry into federal politics has been long expected, but still managed to cause a stir. Here’s a guy who made central banking look—well, not exciting, exactly, but at least important enough that people pretended to care. He kept Canada’s economy steady through the 2008 financial crisis, under the Harper government, jetted off to the UK to help them through Brexit, and now he’s back, seemingly ready to steer this country through whatever economic storm comes next. He’s got the calm, measured tone of a man who has witnessed financial meltdowns up close, and the kind of charisma that makes fiscal policy sound almost appealing; but politics is a different beast altogether. Managing currency fluctuations is one thing—handling Question Period is another. I wasn’t really looking forward to yet another grey-haired white guy leading the country, but we’ll see if Canada buys what he’s selling. For now, we know Mark Carney is officially in charge of the Liberals, and almost the new Prime Minister.

Meanwhile, the weather has been reminding Canadians why March is the cruelest month. The classic fake spring arrived in full force, tricking people into putting their winter boots away—only for reality to come slamming back with an ice storm, a deep freeze, or a snow dump, depending on where you live. Ottawa, as always, seemed to be experiencing three different seasons at once, with the added insult of a wind chill so sharp it felt personal. And yet, like every year, we go through the same ritual; the brief moment of hope, the inevitable betrayal, and then the begrudging acceptance that we are, in fact, still in Canada.

And then there’s Elbows Up. What started as a phrase to describe Connor Bedard’s determined return to hockey after a brutal injury has quickly taken on a life of its own. There’s something deeply Canadian about it—it’s tough, practical, and just a little bit scrappy. It’s the perfect metaphor for how we handle everything. Snowstorm? Elbows up. Hockey fight? Elbows up. Trying to squeeze past someone in a Tim Hortons without knocking over their double-double? Elbows up—politely, of course.

It’s a reminder that we don’t back down easily in this country. We don’t go looking for trouble, but if it comes, we brace ourselves and push through—sometimes with a bit of force, but always with the unspoken agreement that we’ll say sorry afterward. So whether you’re trying to navigate Carney’s political future, survive the next swing in temperature, or just make it through the day without slipping on the ice, one thing is clear; keep your elbows up, Canada. It’s what we do best.

And not one mention of the Pumpkin Spice Palpatine!

Folly at the Border: Why War with Canada is a Losing Game

The idea of the United States invading Canada is pure fantasy – fiction that resurfaces when political tensions rise. History has seen conflict between the two nations, notably the War of 1812, but in modern times, such an invasion is not just improbable – it’s impossible. The recent escalation of trade tensions, triggered by the U.S. threat of 25% tariffs on Canadian imports in February 2025, has renewed debate over the state of relations. But let’s be clear: trade disputes don’t lead to tanks rolling across borders.

Canada and the U.S. share the world’s longest peaceful border (8,890 km) and a deeply intertwined economy. Canada is the U.S.’s second-largest trading partner, with trade worth hundreds of billions annually. A military invasion would shatter this economic relationship, triggering global market chaos, retaliatory tariffs, and crippling sanctions. The U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) would collapse, devastating American industries and consumers. Even the mere suggestion of aggression would spook markets and alienate key allies, making it a non-starter for even the most hardline economic nationalists.

Yes, the U.S. has the world’s most powerful military. No, that doesn’t mean invading Canada is feasible. Geography alone makes occupation nearly impossible. Vast forests, prairies, and the Rocky Mountains would bog down any invading force. Even during the War of 1812, when Canada was smaller and less industrialized, American forces struggled to maintain supply lines. Today, with modern infrastructure and a well-equipped Canadian military, the challenge would be exponentially greater.

Canada’s armed forces, though smaller than the U.S. military, are highly professional, technologically advanced, and well-integrated into NATO. The moment American troops crossed the border, global condemnation would be swift, and allies, including European powers, would not tolerate such an egregious violation of international law. The U.S. would find itself isolated and facing retaliatory action.

Invading Canada wouldn’t just be a military disaster, it would make the U.S. a global pariah. Canada is one of the world’s most respected nations, known for diplomacy, peacekeeping, and strong alliances. An unprovoked attack would trigger severe sanctions from the EU, UK, and other key trading partners, crippling U.S. banks and multinational corporations. The diplomatic fallout could even fracture NATO.

At home, the American public would reject such a reckless move. Canadians, fiercely proud of their independence, would mount an unyielding resistance. Any occupying force would face guerrilla warfare, sabotage, and mass civil disobedience – turning Canada into another unwinnable quagmire, like Vietnam or Iraq. The political backlash within the U.S. would be massive, with protests and upheaval against a war that serves no legitimate purpose.

Beyond all this, a war with Canada would be a direct threat to North American security. The U.S. and Canada work together through NORAD, jointly protecting the continent. Disrupting this alliance would leave both nations vulnerable to adversaries like China and Russia. In today’s world, power is determined by cybersecurity, economic influence, and technological dominance – not outdated military conquest.

Even in the heat of a 2025 trade war, where tensions are high, the leap from tariffs to military action is absurd. Trade disputes are fought with economic measures, not invasions. The fact that some even entertain this notion is more a reflection of political hyperbole than any serious strategic consideration.

A U.S. invasion of Canada isn’t just impractical – it’s impossible. The economic fallout, military challenges, guaranteed international backlash, and fierce Canadian resistance make it a non-option. The U.S. and Canada have their disagreements, but history has shown that their relationship is built on cooperation, shared values, and mutual benefit. The current trade war will eventually be resolved through negotiation, not war.

So, let’s put this nonsense to rest. Canada isn’t going anywhere. And if anyone thinks otherwise – think again.

American Strategy or Political Posturing? 

President-elect Donald Trump’s recent comments regarding the Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, and Iceland have ignited a firestorm of international debate, raising eyebrows across diplomatic circles. Trump’s proposals, which include retaking control of the Panama Canal, purchasing Greenland, and annexing Canada as the 51st state, reflect his “America First” doctrine in its most assertive form. While such rhetoric underscores his ambition to reassert U.S. dominance, it also risks fracturing relationships with allies and reshaping global perceptions of American foreign policy.

At the heart of Trump’s statements lies a vision of expanding U.S. territorial and geopolitical influence. Proposals to acquire territories such as Greenland and Canada would, if realized, redefine America’s strategic footprint. Greenland, with its vast natural resources and critical position in the Arctic, is becoming increasingly vital as climate change opens new shipping routes and untapped reserves of oil, gas, and minerals. Canada, on the other hand, represents an economic and security powerhouse whose integration into the U.S. would consolidate North America into a unified bloc of unparalleled power. While such aspirations might seem fantastical, they align with Trump’s broader ethos of maximizing U.S. leverage on the world stage.

The Panama Canal, another focal point of Trump’s vision, underscores the strategic underpinnings of his proposals. As one of the world’s most vital maritime corridors, the canal serves as a lifeline for global trade, connecting the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. Regaining control over the canal would enable the U.S. to secure a critical chokepoint in global logistics, ensuring that it serves American economic and military interests. Reclaiming the canal would send a strong message to rival powers, particularly China, whose investments and influence in Latin America have challenged traditional U.S. dominance in the region.

These territorial aspirations can also be interpreted as an attempt to counter Beijing’s growing reach. China’s Belt and Road Initiative and its economic entrenchment in Latin America have heightened concerns in Washington about losing influence in its own hemisphere. By floating the idea of reclaiming the Panama Canal or acquiring new territories, Trump may be signaling a broader strategy to curb China’s ambitions and reaffirm America’s primacy in key geopolitical arenas.

However, these bold declarations have not gone unchallenged. Greenland’s Prime Minister, Múte Egede, quickly dismissed any notion of selling Greenland, calling it an absurd proposal that undermines their sovereignty. In Panama, leaders have emphatically rejected the idea of relinquishing control over the canal, asserting their independence and national pride. Canadian officials, too, have categorically rebuffed Trump’s suggestion of annexation, with some labeling the proposal as both outlandish and offensive. The immediate backlash from these nations highlights the deep diplomatic hurdles that such propositions would face.

Critics argue that Trump’s rhetoric is less about actionable policy and more about playing to his domestic audience. By projecting strength and ambition, he may be attempting to solidify support among his base, which has long embraced his unapologetically nationalistic vision. Yet this approach carries significant risks. Alienating allies, undermining international norms, and sparking diplomatic tensions could damage America’s global standing and limit its ability to build coalitions in an increasingly multipolar world.

Ultimately, Trump’s comments raise questions about the balance between ambition and realism in U.S. foreign policy. While his proposals underscore a desire to redefine America’s role on the world stage, the practical and political barriers to their implementation are immense. The overwhelming opposition from the international community suggests that such ideas, even if pursued, would face insurmountable resistance. Whether these statements reflect genuine intentions or are merely provocative rhetoric, they offer a window into the polarizing and unpredictable foreign policy approach that could define the Trump era

Is USA a Fascist State Struggling with Democracy? 

Is America flirting with fascism, or are such claims the product of alarmist hyperbole? It’s a question that divides dinner tables, social media feeds, and even academic circles. Some argue that the United States is a democracy fighting for its soul; others see it as a country standing perilously close to authoritarian rule. But to call America fascist – or even on the road to it – requires a careful unpacking of what fascism truly entails, and how it might resonate within the American political landscape.

Let’s be clear: fascism isn’t a vague insult for policies we don’t like. It’s an authoritarian ideology with specific hallmarks. Think Mussolini’s Italy, Hitler’s Germany – regimes steeped in violent nationalism, the suppression of dissent, and a drive to create a monolithic cultural identity. Robert Paxton, one of the leading scholars on the subject, described fascism as thriving on crises, exalting the group over the individual, and depending on a strong leader to restore a supposedly decaying nation. So, how does America stack up against these criteria? Let’s dig deeper.

Nationalism and Authoritarian Rhetoric
Nationalism is the drumbeat of every fascist regime, and it’s undeniable that America has had its moments of chest-thumping pride. But the “America First” rhetoric of recent years has pushed nationalism to a different level, stirring debate about its compatibility with democratic ideals. Take the Trump administration, where slogans like “Make America Great Again” dovetailed with a barrage of attacks on immigrants, minorities, and even the democratic process itself. Muslim travel bans, family separation policies at the southern border, and the vilification of immigrants as existential threats bear a troubling resemblance to the exclusionary policies of fascist regimes.

And then there’s the attack on the press—“the enemy of the people,” as Trump called it. Fascism thrives on controlling narratives, suppressing inconvenient truths, and manufacturing enemies to unite the populace. These tactics were echoed in efforts to discredit media outlets, undermine trust in elections, and dismiss dissenting voices. While America still enjoys a free press and opposition parties, these tactics are red flags in any democracy.

Civil Liberties Under Pressure
A free society requires robust protections for civil liberties, yet the U.S. has shown cracks in its foundation. Think about the use of force against peaceful protesters during the George Floyd demonstrations, or the revelations of mass surveillance by whistleblower Edward Snowden. Then there are laws in certain states aimed at curbing protests – an unsettling echo of fascist regimes that treated dissent as treason.

Still, America hasn’t crossed the line into wholesale repression. Dissent exists, opposition thrives, and courtrooms regularly challenge abuses of power. These are democratic lifelines, but they must be safeguarded vigilantly.

Corporate Power and Economic Control
Fascism often entails a symbiotic relationship between the state and corporations, where economic power is wielded for nationalist purposes. In America, the government doesn’t control corporations outright, but the influence of corporate money in politics is undeniable. Lobbying, dark money in elections, and the revolving door between big business and government raise questions about whether democracy is being eroded by oligarchic forces.

Economic inequality is another point of tension. Policies favoring the wealthy over the working class may not fit the fascist mold exactly, but they exacerbate social divisions, fueling the kind of crises that fascism preys upon.

Racial and Cultural Tensions
A defining feature of fascism is the enforcement of a singular racial or cultural identity, often to the detriment of minorities. The U.S. has a long history of systemic racism, from slavery and segregation to redlining and mass incarceration. Contemporary issues – like police brutality and racial inequality – continue to expose deep wounds in the fabric of American democracy.

White nationalist groups, emboldened in recent years, represent another disturbing trend. The normalization of their rhetoric in certain political spaces harks back to fascist tendencies to scapegoat minorities for societal woes. Yet, these groups remain fringe elements rather than central powers, and their rise has been met with strong opposition from civil society.

America’s Democratic Struggle
Despite these troubling signs, it would be a mistake to paint America as fully fascist. The U.S. retains institutions that fascist regimes dismantle: a separation of powers, an independent judiciary, and regular elections. Social movements – from Black Lives Matter to grassroots environmental campaigns – demonstrate that the democratic spirit is alive and well.

America’s story is not one of fascism triumphant, but of democracy under pressure. Its history is riddled with contradictions, from its founding on ideals of liberty while maintaining slavery, to its championing of free speech while tolerating systemic inequality. Yet, those contradictions are precisely why it remains a battleground for change.

So, Is America Fascist?
Not yet – and perhaps not even close. But the warning signs are there. The flirtation with authoritarianism, the normalization of exclusionary rhetoric, and the entrenchment of corporate influence all demand vigilance. America isn’t Mussolini’s Italy or Hitler’s Germany, but it is a nation grappling with the forces that could pull it in that direction. The question isn’t just “Is America fascist?” – it’s “What are we doing to ensure it never becomes so?”

Americans must keep democracy’s flame alive by holding power to account, protecting civil liberties, and fighting for the inclusive ideals the country was built on. After all, democracy isn’t just a system – it’s a struggle. And that struggle is theirs to win.